Funny Retirement Cards

Retirement means no more of the hard parts of the job: no more April 15 for the CPA, no more people asking for more ranch for the waitress and a final descent into retirement for the pilot.

Send one to a retiring coworker, friend or family member. The front says who it’s for, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 10 funny retirement ecards for a Waitress, a Cook, a Mail Carrier, a CPA, a Veterinarian, a Police Officer, a Firefighter, a Flight Attendant, a Pilot and a Teacher. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes